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Help! I'm a chocoholic.

Chocolate is all I ever think about.

I like it more than ecstasy, or boys, or even shoes.

When I see a chocolate bar, it's like resistance is futile.

I'm worried that if I don't stop soon, I'm going to end up big and fat like Britney Spears.